OMFG IT’S THE HEATWAVE OF THE MILLENNIUM YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE.
That’s been pretty much every post coming out of the Bureau of Meteorology and lying media for about a fortnight now. Sure some places have gotten pretty hot, but where we are on the coast has been quite mild for this time of year really.
Remember though: If record lows happen during winter, that’s just weather; but if record highs hit during summer, it’s because you don’t drive a Prius and vote Greens you planet-killing bastard.
Even that uptight male librarian who runs the Greens Party has been pushing that line.… Read the rest