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PATROLLED: Elderly ABC reporter shocked by dress standards for women

An elderly ABC reporter was astonished on Monday to discover that there are standards of dress for women in the Canberra press gallery. She quickly apologised, rushed home and tried to avoid making a spectacle of herself.

lol jks. Of course she didn’t. She made herself the centre of an entire news cycle.

Because, you know, privilege.

How dare the patriarchy destroy the rights of a strong, liberated womon in the current year? This would never happen to a man, amirite?… Read the rest

Stan Grant given a professorship because he’s brown

Tan Grant is an example to everyone of what you can achieve if your ethno-economic narrative hits the right notes and tugs the Big Sister feelz.

Born poor? Tick.

Part indigenous? Tick.

Friends with Marcia Langton? Tick.

Can you read and talk slowly in heavy makeup? Jackpot!

You’re gonna hit the big time baby.

Stan Grant #1

Cadetship with Macquarie Radio Network straight out of uni. Press gallery reporter at 21. Foreign correspondent in his mid-20’s. Current affairs host on Channel 7. SBS, CNN, SBS again, Sky News and then prime-time gigs at their ABC. In 2016, Stan even put it about that he was considering a run at politics.… Read the rest

ABC, SBS hysterical over Trump calling out Christine Ford for lying

Every year 1.05 billion dollars of your tax money goes to fund the ABC.

I could have written 1 billion, but 0.05 billion is 50 million, and that’s a lot.

A billion dollars is really a lot. A billion dollars can buy 23,333 brand new Holden Commodore VXRs. Or 27,000,000 packs of Winnie Blue 30’s. Or 140,000,000 long-necks of VB.

Basically, you could keep a whole lotta blokes very happy for a very long time with 1.05 billion dollars. And instead, the government steals it from us to pay for shit like this.

I’d rather take the Commodores.

The creeping globohomoist anti-bloke hate we’re seeing openly spew from the SBS and ABC these days has been there for a long time, but it was subtle.… Read the rest

Their ABC: Australia is a Rapefest

At the moment the wife, child and I are enjoying a holiday on the Gold Coast. Winter on the Gold Coast is like summer in most other places, so it’s perfect timing. Being out of my usual routine, I made a fatal mistake. Actually, I got so relaxed here on the coast that I made it twice. I accidentally let the TV stay on the ABC after the infant had amused himself watching the talking squigglies. The misandry in Peppa Pig already had me a little agitated, and then the news came on. I remembered quickly why I stopped paying any attention years ago to the Cultural Marxist agitprop our taxes are paying for.… Read the rest