Patricia Karvelas

PATROLLED: Elderly ABC reporter shocked by dress standards for women

An elderly ABC reporter was astonished on Monday to discover that there are standards of dress for women in the Canberra press gallery. She quickly apologised, rushed home and tried to avoid making a spectacle of herself.

lol jks. Of course she didn’t. She made herself the centre of an entire news cycle.

Because, you know, privilege.

How dare the patriarchy destroy the rights of a strong, liberated womon in the current year? This would never happen to a man, amirite?… Read the rest