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PATROLLED: Elderly ABC reporter shocked by dress standards for women

An elderly ABC reporter was astonished on Monday to discover that there are standards of dress for women in the Canberra press gallery. She quickly apologised, rushed home and tried to avoid making a spectacle of herself.

lol jks. Of course she didn’t. She made herself the centre of an entire news cycle.

Because, you know, privilege.

How dare the patriarchy destroy the rights of a strong, liberated womon in the current year? This would never happen to a man, amirite?… Read the rest

ABC, SBS hysterical over Trump calling out Christine Ford for lying

Every year 1.05 billion dollars of your tax money goes to fund the ABC.

I could have written 1 billion, but 0.05 billion is 50 million, and that’s a lot.

A billion dollars is really a lot. A billion dollars can buy 23,333 brand new Holden Commodore VXRs. Or 27,000,000 packs of Winnie Blue 30’s. Or 140,000,000 long-necks of VB.

Basically, you could keep a whole lotta blokes very happy for a very long time with 1.05 billion dollars. And instead, the government steals it from us to pay for shit like this.

I’d rather take the Commodores.

The creeping globohomoist anti-bloke hate we’re seeing openly spew from the SBS and ABC these days has been there for a long time, but it was subtle.… Read the rest